Tuesday, March 16, 2010

5 reasons why your husband should not read your blog

Or 5 reasons why MY husband should not read MY blog:

5.) He corrects my grammar and tries to edit each post unsolicited.
After law school, he has become an editing Nazi. He even does menus when we go out.

4.) He asks about the people who comment. He wants to know about you all and what your blogs are like, but, I swear, only when i am half asleep or watching something important on TV like HIMYM.

3.) He doesn't understand my sarcasm written down. He gets it in person, but thinks I'm a jerk on "paper."

2.) Criticizes every picture of himself all the time!

1.) Doesn't understand that I use him for comedic effect. Kdubs is not you, honey...he is an exaggerated version of you.

6 comments:

Barefoot in the Park said...

ha! ditto!

amanda said...

how dare he interrupt our boyfriend time w nph!

The Mrs. said...

has your husband met my husband?

{I was going to put meet instead of met just to be funny for him but then I thought that I'd look like a moron and he'd think less of me. ::waves:: hi kdubs!}

Huckaby Fam said...

Awwww, Kdubs! Buck up, camper, you'll make friends :)

Cita Online said...

Hi Kdubs!

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