Friday, July 11, 2008

You You You Outta Know

You knew I'd be back didn't you. I know I know, two days and no posting...I was almost lost to you all, I swear. I was lying down in the mirey hole or holy mire of work. Yes, it had a striking resemblance to those Career Builder commercials:



No, I don't have an office manager made of postits announcing jousting time or a spiffy three-ring binder helmet but close! But I fought back...won my race...and I am back to you, my love, my Internet.

In plain hard truth, I had been putting off a really intricate and difficult task of a web redesign for awhile because it needed to be done in one long haul. So, I took myself "off the grid" to be more efficient but spending 10 straight hours staring at computer screens and pictures didn't really incite me to want to do it for fun.

But I am back.



Saw this while I was searching for the Career Builder commercial...it's Donkey Lips! From Salute your Shorts. This is proof that God exists and that he loves me. What? Some see a waterfall or a butterfly and know God. Me? God was checking out the old blog, saw the post on my love of Nick, and placed this ad to show he cares. Thanks, God, for the chuckle.

Oh, and for the officemate who told me that she found out last night that has been speaking incorrect Portuguese to her husband (who is Portuguese) for years. Instead of saying, "Let's go to sleep"...she has been saying "Let's got to sloop!" "Did you sloop well, last night, dear?" "Oh, I'm a sloopy head!"
I was laughing so hard that Diet Coke almost came out of my ears. It was magnificent.

So, you can take your mountains majesty...to me laughter is proof that God exists and that he loves me!!! So there!

B.T.Dubs: Missed you!!! Smooches

Trivia Time:
1.) I am mocking a song in the title: from what CD is that song from? (2 pts.)
2.) The singer has had two very public break ups, name those Exes (3 pts. each)
3.) In what TV show did the singer get her start in? (3 pts.)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am awful at trivia...I like the "Donkey Lips!" haha!

Anonymous said...

Alanis Morrissette
Ryan Reynolds
You Can't Do That on Television
Jagged Little Pill

booyah!

Trey and Cheri said...

Is the other break-up Dave Coulier aka Joey from Full House? Glad you are back!

Cheri

The Roaming Southerner said...

Wow, Betty, good job!
8 points!

Still another Ex out there? for someone!?!

The Roaming Southerner said...

OH there it is
nevermind. Good Job Cheri!

Anonymous said...

Love "Salute your shorts"! Goood times!

Unknown said...

Aw, Salute Your Shorts!! Awesome! Glad you're back!

Happy POW!!

Jill Williams said...

It's Alanis Morrissette's Jagged Little Pill

Dave Coulier & Ryan Reynolds

You Can't Do That on Television

amanda said...

missed the window of playing time yet again, but still wanted to say welcome back.

and oh by the way your hair looks very pretty today...wink :)

The Ben Show said...

Peter Venkmann. You are a hoot! Have you rented Be Kind Rewind? New Jack Black movie? In that, they accidentally erase all the movies in the video store and have to do a re-shoot of Ghostbusters (the classic library scene) and it is hilarious.

My fave ghostbusters bit:
"He Slimed Me..."
"That's Great, Ray, Save Some For Me..."

Anonymous said...

OMG- those careerbuilder commercials are so Green Dot, especially the last two!

Tyne said...

That is awesome. i am always seeing God in the funny things... great post! Happy POW!

The Mrs. said...

wow i really blow at this trivia stuff. i blame my mom she didnt let us watch a lot of tv. and now look at what its doing to me. dammit.

glad your back! something must be in the air, everyone is kinda laying low.

McMommy said...

So did Alanis Morrisette write "You outta know" about DAVE COULIER?!?!

I will puke if that is true.

The Roaming Southerner said...

Its True, McMommy, Its gross and true!

E said...

Glad you're back! Laughter is great medicine!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear...now you've made McMommy ill! Oh no!

Truth be told, we did miss you! Glad you have returned to us!

TP